Hey everyone, I wrote a story to introduce everyone to CPSkool Forever. Afterwards is the sign-ups part of the post. Enjoy! -Penguin874
(Image taken from Google)
An icy wind whooshed past the black hat donning penguin. In his flippers were a stack of freshly-printed advertisements. He took a deep breath, and calmly taped them on the mirror of the Coffee Shop.
"Hey, bro," a barista called out, "you need permission from the boss to do that." The advertiser spun around, and stared the worker in the eye. "Read that paper, and you'll understand why I'm here." He pointed his flipper in the direction of the paper.
(Sign-up picture by Matbolabc)
"CPSkool? That's been over for awhile, dude. Not sure if I can trust you. I'm gonna hafta call the cops if you're gonna cause pro--..."
Suddenly, the man pulled out his phone, and pressed a few buttons to show the barista a video of a live streaming of Penguin874 talking.
"---currently holding sign-ups. We have planned this season since mid-October, so we've tested out all the goods and the bads to the best of our ability. Expectations of this season are extremely positive. If you are interested in joining, buy limited edition Bumble-O's that have a chance of tickets being inside!"
The barista looked over to the clock, and realized he had four hours left of his shift. He muttered something under his breath as he walked upstairs to speak with his boss. He smiled diabolically as he rubbed his flippers.
The top hat penguin chuckled and walked out the door, ready to put up the rest of the ads.
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Penguin874 took a sip of his ginger ale from his wine glass. He smirked over at his fellow contributors as he took a stretch on his beach chair. Matbolabc stood up and raised his wine glass to the sky. Sand Flipper giggled as some of it spilled onto his sweatshirt, and Guitarking97 almost spat out his ginger ale from laughing.
Mat blushed, and continued on. "I'd like to say some words. The past few months, we've all been together on the chat, making jokes, fighting together against unfairness, stuff like that. But, I can just tell that things are about to get a lot more exciting, and I'm glad I have you guys here to keep this thing running."
Peng, GK and Sand clapped enthusiastically, and Mat put his glass up again. "Cheers."
"Cheers."
"Cheers."
"WOOOO!"
Everyone started to discuss plans on what they were going to do on the premiere, and they all gazed and watched the sun set. "This is an amazing life we're leading," GK sighed. "I'm so glad there's so much more to live through."
The boat rocked a little as the four got ready to get some shut eye. A big day was coming up, and they were prepared to start a new chapter in order to keep the legacy alive.
(Image taken from Google)
Nice to see you again! Hope you enjoyed the post, it took awhile to make. Of course, you guys probably aren't here to hear about my writing process. It's time for sign-ups.
This season, we've decided to have some regulations in order to make sign-ups fair:
This season, we've decided to have some regulations in order to make sign-ups fair:
- If you have been in the Final 5 of any of our previous seasons, you are not allowed to sign-up.
- If you think you will be very busy during the next three months, please don't sign-up. You can miss a maximum of 3 challenges without being eliminated unless you buy a Week-Off souvenir.
- If you sign-up, keep in mind there is a very, very likely chance of you being eliminated. Don't join this season if you're going to be a Slash320 about being voted off (in other words, don't have an emotional breakdown).
Here are the questions you must answer in your sign-up post:
- What is your penguin name?
- What gender are you? (doesn't affect your chances of being in)
- What is your experience with gameshows?
- Why should we pick you over others? (don't respond with answers such as "I LOVE GAMESHOWS" or "CPSKOOL IS MY FAVORITE GAMESHOW". We will not accept you, even if you are joking.)
Sign-ups will end December 2nd, 2011.
Thanks for stopping by!
-CPSkool Team
